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我覺得是不是最近唱片圈太過平淡，所以NME才來炒一些藝人之間的口水冷飯來稱一下版面？

不過八卦是國人應盡的義務跟責任，藝人都大方(?)地開金口幹譙彼此，我們就當笑話看一下好了~~

一、Jon Bon Jovi 槓上 Axl Rose:

 "That motherfucker hasn't made a record in 13 years and he gets all that attention. You know what I've done in 13 years? A lot." (New York Post, 2006)

(那個狗娘養的傢伙花了13年錄一張專輯，然後得到所有的注意。你知道我在13年間作了什麼？很多！)

按：這...Axl就是這麼屌阿...不然你去咬他，肯定新聞也會很大條....

二、Courtney Love o槓上 Dave Grohl:(超脫主唱的寡婦槓上超脫的鼓手)

 "Dave gets to walk away unscathed and be the happy guy in rock, when he's one of the biggest jerks. He's been taking money from my child for years."

(Dave毫髮無傷地走出傷痛繼續在搖滾圈內當個快樂的傢伙，真是個大混帳！他可是一直從我孩子上拿走屬於我小孩的財產！)

按：這婊子欠罵！都沒譙她害死Kurt咧！

三、Kurt Cobain on Axl Rose: (超脫主唱槓上Axl)

"Ever since the beginning of rock and roll, there's been an Axl Rose. And it's just boring. It's totally boring to me. He's such an egotistical person that he thinks that the whole world owes him something." (Melody Maker, 1991)

(從有搖滾樂開始，就始終與Axl連上關係，真的很無聊，對我來說。他是一個自以為是的傢伙，以為全世界都欠他似的！)

按：只能說，除了Axl的家人除外，媒體跟歌迷都把他寵上天去了...

四、Morrissey on Elton John: (莫里西槓上強叔)

"He is pushing his face in all the time and telling us about his private life. Nobody's interested. He should just go away."

(他總是想要上鏡頭，然後告訴天下人他的私生活，沒有人有興趣的，滾開唄！)

按：大家都是基佬，別吵架~~

五、Bono on Chris Martin:(U2主唱槓上Coldplay主唱)

 "[He's] a completely dysfunctional character and a cretin. But he happens to be a great melodist."

(他真是完完全全的不正常的怪人一個，只是剛好挺會作曲。)

按：不愧是Bono，連譙人的話都這麼有詩意...佩服佩服

不過榮登譙人冠軍的，還是大炮王Oasis，

最有名的就是美國人氣小天后麥莉槓上Radiohead，話說回來RH的歌也不是小朋友聽得懂的，麥莉說完自己也被譙到臭頭。

至於MUSE咧？

他居然沒有譙過別人也沒被譙過？！

怎麼可能咧~

我明明記得，Sterophonics就有說過：叫"Matt gets more laid"(翻成中文，就是如果Matt感到空虛的話可以找他一下~~)

噗~~