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On being ludicrous: “If you're sitting in an office with music on in the background, listening to The Strokes and then Muse come on, we probably sound pretty silly.”

(搞笑裝白痴：如果你坐在辦公室邊聽音樂，聽完The stroks後接著是MUSE，我們的音樂聽起來就很愚蠢。)

按：好建議，下次試試~~

On airhead celebrities: “Paris Hilton [came] to our LA show. She left during the first song. If we're offending Paris Hilton we must be doing something right.”

(沒腦的名流：巴黎斯希爾頓參加我們在LA的演唱會，在第一首歌就離開了，如果我們冒犯到他，我們一定是做對了什麼事！！)

按：哈哈哈~~~巴黎斯希爾頓是沒腦的名流！！！哈哈哈~~小心以後你們住飯店不給你們打折~~~

On personal appearance: "We've always had this paranoia that the three of us aren't really worth looking at."

(個人外貌：我們總是有個偏執的想法，我們三個一點兒也不值得看。)

按：這就是為什麼你們是MUSE而不是強納斯兄弟~~開玩笑的！！你們很帥的！！是另類的那一種~

On being flamboyant: "I once nearly went on in a cloak with some Dracula fangs, but I bottled out in the end."

(裝上流？有次我差點跟某個德古拉族人在斗篷裡幹些好事，但是我沒種...)

按：所以說...上流不是你的菜~~

On his shady past: "I once got in with a dodgy group of friends and we'd steal shit cars. One guy came round to my house and said he'd burn my house down if I didn't give him £500. I gave him our tour bus instead."

(見不得人的過去：有次我跟一群狡猾的評有在一起，然後偷了一台濫車，一個男人跑到我家說如果不給他500鎊他就要燒光我家，我給了他我們的巡迴巴士替代。)

按：Matt，我有一台車你要不要偷？

On death by drowning: "Apparently there are a few seconds of panic when your lungs fill with water but once it's there you just chill out."

(溺死：顯然一開始會因為肺部浸水而慌張，在過一會兒就會冷靜下來了...)

按：沒錯，然後就冷冰冰了~~

On unusual gifts from fan: "Someone tried to give me their girlfriend once. I think she was doing his head in."

(奇特的粉絲禮物：有個男的說要送我他的女友，我想這是女生的建議...)

按：哈哈哈~~~重點是，你收了沒？

On revolution: “Democracy is a fucking joke. Rock music should shake things up and say, ‘Fuck that! Let’s burn down the Houses of Parliament!'”

(革命：民主是個大笑話，搖滾樂應該把事情搖出檯面，大聲說”去你的！我們去燒掉國會山莊吧！”)

按：嘿嘿~~Matt你果然是RATM的大粉絲~~

On loving The Incredible Hulk: "Even when he's lost of control, he's still got his instincts towards justice. And I liked his hair, as well."

(為何喜愛綠巨人浩克？因為就算他失去控制，他還是擁有正義的本性，而且我喜歡他的頭髮。)

按：李安會感謝你的~~

On his greatest fear: "Being impregnated by an alien and giving birth. It'd be awful to give birth to a freak and have to bring it up as your own."

(最大的恐懼：肚子被外星人搞大，生下一個怪胎還要養他是恨糟的！！)

按：....我完全無言了....Matt，你是男的吧...為什麼會害怕被搞大肚子？

On crooked cops: "They must have such a laugh, getting fucked up on all these drugs for free. But the thing that really bugs me is that they sell it back."

(髒警察：他們把免費毒品這件事搞雜，應該是弄得賓主盡歡，但是我不爽的是，他們回敲了一筆...)

按：其實我有點混亂，總之...Matt你不爽警察抽成，是這樣嗎？

On nightmares: "I have recurring nightmares about being in a Nazi concentration camp with all my family and constantly being sent to solitary confinement."

(惡夢：我有一個重複惡夢，我和我的家人被關在納粹集中營，然後不斷地送去個別隔離起來。)

按：恩...這個比起可笑的被外星人受精懷孕，正常多了...

On Muse's numerous NME awards: "It’s nice to have at least one offensive statue on your mantlepiece."

(對於拿到這麼多NME獎項：把不止一個的”比中指”的雕像放在壁爐上的櫃子做展示，還挺不錯的！)

按：對阿~~還可以拿來挖鼻孔~~

On sneaky stalkers: "A couple of guys dressed as gasmen asked to come in and read the meter. I asked to see some ID, and one of them blurted out, 'You've changed your hair colour' - which kind of gave the game away."

(鬼鬼祟祟的人：有幾個人裝扮成抄表員說要進來抄表，我要求要看證件，其中有一個突然大叫說”你的髮色變了！”，然後就洩底了~)

按：他們可以考慮換裝成送比薩的，電影都這樣演~